October 4, 2008
ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds: Hey Alannis, you, um, oughta know Ryan and Scarlett are totally married now. Oh, you don’t care? No worries, we don’t either.
DWTS: Sorry Kim, some people just don’t like big butts and they cannot lie. Still, to get voted off on the anniversary of your father’s death is pretty shitty. Sorry about that.
Heath Ledger: Suicide, accident or just his time, it doesn’t matter. Why is there so much red tape in getting Matilda what she (and Ledger’s family) rightfully believe she deserves?
Paul Newman: We could be like everyone else and say our favorite Newman film is Cool Hand Luke or The Color of Money, but let’s be real. We’re a sucker for a good tear-jearker, so our vote definitely goes to Message in a Bottle. Rent it. Watch it. Love it.