October 10, 2008
Sarah Palin: Can you tell the difference between Tina Fey-as-Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin-as-Sarah Palin? Yeah, neither can we.
John McCain: Most grandparents are the same age as John McCain. Can you see them as president? Didn’t think so.
Janet Jackson: The most (in)famous female in the Jackson clan will resume touring after a mysterious illness. Bad gas? Old age? Fatigue? No official word so until then, let the lies and rumors continue!
DWTS: How long til 82-year-old Cloris Leachman breaks a hip? And didn’t Toni Braxton cancel concerts a short while ago for a heart problem?
90210: Memo to Gabe Sachs and Jeff Judah! Bring back Kelly–with Dylan!
Anorexic Hollywood: So how many of Hollywood’s closet anorexics used Yom Kippur fasting as an excuse to not eat?
SIZZLED OUT: Nikki Blonsky
STILL SIZZLING: Which TV personality many of you love to hate is thrilled about Britney’s comeback? She’s been waiting for it for months!
October 11, 2008 at 12:03 pm
SNL tonight…can’t wait!