January 6, 2008
The comic book version looks nothing like this. Who knew?
John Travolta: Jett’s official cause of death is seizure disorder. Doesn’t make it any better.
DWTS: Co-host Samantha Harris says her dream contestant would be soon-to-be Oscar host Hugh Jackman. Can’t see that EVER happening.
TV Guide: Has an awesome calendar keeping track of the 71 (!!!) winter premieres!
Seinfeld: You can watch it in HD…if any station buys the episodes first.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: It’s not a movie but will you settle for a new comic?
Newsweek: Don’t know what Antihero Overload is? Example: Jack Bauer and co.
Facebook: Can you not use the words Palestine or Gaza? Apparently so. Thought they’d be the last ones to do any sort of censorship.
Twitter: Celebs aren’t the only ones on there. A whole slew of newspapers are, too!
SIZZLED OUT: Carrie Underwood
STILL SIZZLING: Doth the lady protest too much? This gal is once again insisting she’s still with her significant other.
Sizzle: When The Media Sizzles, You'll Find It Here! 
January 6, 2009 at 10:29 am
Jack Bauer is not bad at all!!! He’s pure awesome and is never wrong!
I’m going dark.