December 12, 2008 Pt. 2

We want a reunion!
Jennifer Aniston: Says her GQ photo spread wasn’t to “make any kind of statement.” She’s lying, and we all know it but it’s okay because the statement was much-needed.
HSM: Disney won’t appreciate this: Zac and Vanessa taking pics with fans in what appears to be a sex shop!
Pete Wentz: Wrote on his blog that he doesn’t “want to go down that road” of selling Bronx’s baby pictures. We have a feeling that will change eventually.
Hugh Jackman: Having a bittersweet month: deemed Sexiest Man Alive, Australia fails and now named the host of the Oscars. Still a pretty good life overall, no?
Hugh Jackman Pt. 2: So this pretty much guarantees that Australia won’t get any Oscar nods. They wouldn’t have a host whose movie is in contention, right?!
Lauren Graham: Our favorite fast talker/Gilmore Girl is coming back to primetime! An untitled show is in the works on ABC. Would love to see an Alexis Bledel cameo!
Laurence Fishbourne: Predictions of a rise in black actors on TV (thanks to Obama’s win) will get its first test this week as Fishbourne joins the cast of CSI.
Showtime: We think this will be a disaster but we know they don’t care what we think (but you do! Thanks, guys!) The cable channel is launching a show called “Way Out” where cameras film closeted gays telling the truth to their families.
Andy Samberg: Releasing an album with the rest of the Lonely Island boys from SNL. We just don’t get the appeal. Who wants to explain it to us?
Obama: Among the stars and musical guests expected at inauguration events: Anne Hathaway, Sting, Tim Robbins, Ron Howard and Spike Lee.
DreamWorks Animation: Planning Madagascar 3 and movies in 3-D.
Newspapers: Will not be bailed out by the government. For your First Amendment rights and ours, that is a good thing!
NYT: Would a merger with Google be the answer to their financial problems? Only if you’re willing to throw away family history.
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