March 16, 2009

Girl Becomes Woman
ANTM: Video of the so-called stampede at this weekend’s New York audition left us speechless. Can you imagine that many people running–in heels?!
Lindsay Lohan: First there was an arrest warrant. Then there was a misunderstanding. Is anything ever straight forward with this girl? (Insert your own bisexual joke here.)
Lindsay Lohan Pt. 2: Gawker has supposedly exposed her Twitter account. Interesting to read in light of the above.
Charlie Sheen: Named his twin boys Max and Bob. That’s it? Really? Sure you’re a celeb, Charlie?
Josh Schwartz: The mastermind behind The O.C. and Gossip Girl has developed a web-only series called Rockville CA. If his track record is any indication, it’ll probably be underappreciated amazingness.
Nickelodeon: Say goodbye to The N and hello to TeeNick. And if you have youngins, Noggin will change to Nick Jr. Maybe rebranding will help it kick some Disney butt?
Anna Chlumsky: Don’t recognize the name? Then maybe you’ve forgotten the awesomeness that was My Girl and My Girl 2. Chlumsky is returning to the airwaves via a CBS pilot. It’s still the year of the comeback, isn’t it?
Sizzlemaker: Working on a new Twitter-related project. Get excited!
SIZZLED OUT: Heathers
STILL SIZZLING: This buff actor, who is trying to change his image with a series of kid-friendly films, admitted he took steroids in college.
March 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Didn’t Nick Jr. and TooNick already exist? When did they get rid of them?