November 3, 2008
With a body like that, no wonder he was marathon-ready!
SNL: Their HSM and The View spoofs were pretty funny. John McCain–not so much.
FNCU: We thought this was a joke. It’s not. You can apply to Fox News Channel University. Don’t get too alarmed, though–it’s just an internship program.
Ryan Reynolds: Completed the New York City Marathon on behalf of “those who can’t,” namely sufferers of Parkinson’s Disease, something very near and dear to our hearts.
Nelly: Finally admitting to a years-long relationship with Ashanti. The key to their relationship? Having fun. Ha! If only it were that easy!
November Sweeps: It’s just about here! Things to look forward to: Oprah on 30 Rock, Rosie’s variety show, the 24 movie and much more! Woot woot!
The CW: Since the network seems fixated on remakes these days, some are calling for a Saved By The Bell spin-off. We wouldn’t complain. Or would we?
Def Jam: The executive vice president was found dead Saturday in an apparent suicide. The exec, Jay-Z’s successor, was responsible for artists like Beyonce, Ciara and Young Jeezy throughout his career in the music business. We’ve been saying it a lot lately and we’ll say it once more: too much death.
SIZZLED OUT: Simon Cowell
STILL SIZZLING: Which political pundit, spoofed on SNL this weekend, decided to crash the rehearsal just to see how Ben Affleck would depict him?
Sizzle: When The Media Sizzles, You'll Find It Here! 
November 3, 2008 at 11:31 am
I cannot wait for the 24 movie! Its gonna be awesome! Though… why is a 2 hour movie called 24? Guess Jack can only function by staying up for 24 hours.