David Foster Wallace: Any one else feel the need to read Infinite Jest now that this so-called literary genius is gone? If only it weren’t 998239271 pages.
Kelsey Grammer: Did you know he’s a Republican? One of the, like, three “out” ones in Hollywood. We’ll never view him the same way again!
Anne Hathaway: We can’t decide if we should feel bad that her prince didn’t turn out to be so charming or if we want to laugh in her face. Lesson learned: Even celebs aren’t lucky in love. And always do a background check before getting serious!
Edie Falco: After all that time hanging around The Sopranos, it’s no wonder she’s ended up in the ER–on a new Showtime series, that is. We all know creativity is lacking in Hollywood right now, but do we really need another medical drama?
Legally Blonde: The party’s over for Elle Woods. The Broadway closing isn’t that much of a shock, what with the economy right now and an MTV reality show–aka, the kiss of death!