Britney: Will be separated from Sam Lutfi for the next three years, according to a court order. Hopefully this means her career–and her life–will stay on the right track.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Breakup rumors be damned! SJP and hubby Matthew Broderick are expecting twin girls via a surrogate. She’ll be one busy lady, especially if plans move forward with the SATC sequel!
Miley Cyrus: Miss Hannah Montana better step it up a notch. Miranda Cosgrove’s iCarly has passed the mega show in the ratings. Do we have a new tween queen on our hands?
David Beckham: What does a soccer star know about the fashion industry? We have no idea, but Beckham will be partnering with Adidas on a line. At least it’s a sports company.
Supreme Court: Thanks to a new ruling, it’s likely live broadcasts (like awards shows) will keep a delay feature to prevent “isolated expletives.” Yes, it’s as strange as it sounds.
SIZZLED OUT: Pink (Carey Hart)
STILL SIZZLING: This A-list supercouple are making waves–the good kind!–in the small suburban town where they’ve taken up residence during a film shoot.