David Cook: Our favorite Idol EVER will be performing on SNL tomorrow night. Meeting him last spring will forever rank as one of our all-time best days.
John McCain: Stealing Cook’s thunder and also appearing on SNL. Psht.
Shanna Moakler: Travis Barker’s ex has given her first interview since finding out about his plane crash. Last time she spoke, though, Travis said not to believe her. So what will it be this time? Fact or fiction?
Melrose Place: Despite persistent rumors, if the remake happens, it probably won’t be aided by current mega-creators Mark Schwahn (One Tree Hill) and Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl). And thank god. We want a seventh season of OTH, not a rehashing of a show that wasn’t very good to begin with.
Spider-Man 4: The flick, set to be released in 2011, has found itself a writer. A Pulitizer award-winning, Julliard-trained one at that. But we have to wonder: why are movies from the same series being written by different people? What ever happened to consistency?
Newsday: Our hometown newspaper appears to be the latest victim of the revived Anthrax hoax. Really, people, this is SO not funny.
Hugh Hefner: In a new biography–aptly titled Mr. Playboy–the media mogul’s life is given the up-close-and-personal treatment. Silly us, we thought that’s been done before. Many, many times before.