Oh, Brandon, you're too pretty to be angry!
Madonna: Reportedly reached a settlement with soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie. How many of you are disappointed there won’t be a long, drawn-out court fight?
90210: No new episodes until January. We think this is a good thing. Buddy TV just wrote a pretty fair assessment of the first half of the season, though we probably would’ve been a bit harsher.
90210 Pt. 2: Up for Favorite New Television Drama at the People’s Choice Awards. Absurd. Totally absurd. See above.
DWTS: When Julianne Hough was eliminated the other night, we had no idea it would be her last time on the show, like, ever! She says she doesn’t plan on returning next season, and singing will be her primary focus. Blasphemous!
Salon: Named Robert Downey Jr. the Sexiest Man Living. Blatant rip-off of PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive.
Wall-E: Quite possibly more popular with adults than kids. Considering the film went over even our heads a little, we can believe that.
The Killers: What happens when you misquote one of their lyrics? Brandon Flowers gets very, very angry.
PC Magazine: Will be on-line only in the future. On the one hand, this makes complete sense for a mag all about computers. On the other hand, it’s just more bad news for the industry.
Rosie O’Donnell: Promises controversy-free fun on next week’s Rosie Live. “The job description here is to entertain. … It will be an hour of fun, laughter, singing and dancing,” she said. We wish we were in the audience!
The View: In response to another part of the above interview, where Rosie reflects on her frustrating times at The View, Babs said today (on-air) that Rosie needs to move on with her life. She kinda is, though, no? It’s not Ro’s fault the interviewers keep asking her questions that rehash old shit!
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