Picture this face in the Senate!
Anne Hathaway: Would you pay $12,000 for a date with her? Some guy actually did. We don’t think any celebrity is worth that much!
Beatles: How about $200,000 to own their very first contract? Yeah, we wouldn’t spend that either.
Paula Abdul: Hasn’t slept at home since a fan committed suicide outside her house. Reasonable or ridiculous? We can’t decide.
Will Smith: Other celebs are banking on his 11-year marriage to stand the test of (Hollywood) time and, frankly, so are we. We can’t handle any more splits!
Jay Leno: Just because Conan is taking over The Tonight Show, Leno doesn’t have to go. He’ll just be on earlier.
Fran Drescher: Could the nanny also be a senator? That’s what she’s hoping for but we find it hard to believe it’ll happen. Caroline Kennedy does make a lot more sense.
Time: Compiled “The Top 10 Everything of 2008.” Definitely the best place for procrastination.
Online Media: Now eligible for the Pulitzer. Curious to see what, if anything, will be deemed worthy enough to win.
Gawker: Not that we didn’t know already that the media industry is floundering, but Gawker put together this handy-dandy chart of newspaper survival odds that just make things seem that much bleaker.
Network TV: New shows lead to cancellations which lead to more new shows. It’s a vicious cycle and it will gear up once again very soon.
Playboy: Christie Hefner (daughter of Hugh) has resigned her position as CEO of the company. Maybe she’s seen one too many naked ladies?
Holocaust: The subject of six films now out or soon to be. We believe this is a good thing, and wish others did, too.
Perez Hilton: Here’s your first look at his upcoming book. We have to warn you, though: it ain’t pretty!
The CW: We’re liking this new trailer, courtesy of Spoiler TV, for the winter season!
Polaroids: Disappearing before our very eyes! Ah, technological evolution…
Wheel of Fortune: We’re going to be on the show! We tape in Los Angeles mid-January, though we don’t know when it’ll air. We’re sooo excited!
SIZZLED OUT: Which singer swears she’s completely sober now that she has a new album to promote? Answer: Lily Allen (Submitted by Ashley)
STILL SIZZLING: The quote of the day award goes to this comedian for for a hilarious one-liner: “This is the first time a First Lady can drop it like it’s hot!”