Britney: Think the only place her life and career can go from here is up? Think again.
Angelina Jolie: Doesn’t just control how the general press covers her but also controls PEOPLE Magazine?
Paris Hilton: Said on the radio this morning that she did not dump Benji and cheating was not the cause of their break-up, contrary to reports. She’s still “in love with him” and their future remains open.
Jodie Sweetin: The Full House star who showed off her happy marriage and infant daughter recently has filed for divorce for her husband. They’ve been married less than a year and were working on a reality show and a memoir. As Stephanie might say, how rude!
Taylor Swift: Actually admitted she likes reading PerezHilton.com. Not a smart move, Taylor.
Dr. Pepper: They promised free soda for everyone if Chinese Democracy was ever released and now they’re making good!
The View: Is Ro vs. Babs round 983248934891 just a publicity stunt? A fair question, no?