Chris Brown: Hours after he proclaimed he’s “not a monster” in a YouTube video, news broke that he’s been slapped with a lawsuit by a photog who claims Brown’s bodyguard beat him up. We’d say the hits just keep on coming, but that would just be a really bad pun.
PEOPLE: Put together a handy–but short–guide to some of the celebrity deejays out there. Kind of cool.
Perez Hilton: The culprit named in E!Online’s “Stolen Quote of the Day.” Perez stealing content? Shocking! Or not.
Kanye West: A self-proclaimed “non-reader” who has a book–if you can even call it that–coming out. Makes a lot of sense, doesn’t it?
Bill Clinton: Reportedly a fan of 24, Mad Men and Damages. Do presidents not like to laugh or something?
SIZZLED OUT: Amy Winehouse
STILL SIZZLING: An oft-repeated catchprase from this iconic 90s show topped the Paley Center’s list of 5o Funniest Phrases.