Taylor Momsen: The youngest Gossip Girl is in the hospital with a throat infection! It’s life-threatening, doctors say, but they also predict she’ll be fine. Which is it?!
Alyson Hannigan: She’s preggers! And no, Jim is not the father.
DWTS: Bye, bye Toni Braxton. Probably for the best with that heart problem and all.
Friday Night Lights: Wondering where it is? Only on DirectTV. What a scam.
Roseanne: It’s been 20 years since the show’s debut. We feel old.
Julianne Hough: After doing what we now know was a superb acting job on live TV last night, the 20-year-old was taken to the hospital. Today she says she’s “ok.” The culprit? A stomachache. Can’t she just suck it up like the rest of us?
ABC: A memo went out to all show execs: wardrobe spending will be limited here on out. Cheap? Or efficient?
Privileged: That other show on the CW. Has flown under the radar because it’s not Gossip Girl-esque. Says its creator (Rina Mimoun of our eternal favorite Everwood), that was precisely the point.
50 Cent: Granted once-a-month visitation with his son. And he’s happy about that–but is the kid? Man, we’d want to see our dad (a famous one, no less) a lot more than that!