Both have moved on...to co-stars.
Jennifer Hudson: The boy found earlier today was positively identified as Hudson’s nephew. The growing enormity of this tragedy has left us speechless.
Julianne Hough: So it turns out it wasn’t just a stomache after all. The 20-year-old will have her appendix removed as part of treatment for endometrosis, a disease affecting the uterus and surrounding organs. Our only previous experience with endometrosis? When Kelly was diagnosed with it on (the original) 90210.
Obama: Another assassination attempt against the presidential candidate has been pre-emptively foiled. Are we the only ones who think they will increase ten-fold if he’s actually elected?
DWTS: Is Cloris a success because of her age or her personality? And can both be considered ‘sexy’ qualities? Just thinking about this gives us the heebie-jeebies but the Chicago Tribune doesn’t seem to mind.
Apatow and Co.: The relationship between Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith is quite incesutous. Turns out, that’s also what makes it so great. We should start a fan club.
Chad Michael Murray: Revealed a lot of juicy, previously unconfirmed news in an interview this morning. He and the much-younger Kenzie (a former OTH extra) are still engaged and will likely marry in North Carolina. He has no problem working with ex-wife Sophia Bush–especially since she’s with fellow co-star James Lafferty! And the only thing stopping a seventh season of One Tree Hill is the network’s sign-on. Very, very interesting.
Economy: The reason networks are still airing low-rated shows like Knight Rider and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Great, so we’ll be broke AND un-entertained.
Trista and Ryan: As they await the arrival of baby number two, the couple is considering a return to reality television. We have little respect for parents that want to subject their kids to that environemtn.
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