
HSM 3 IS COMING!
Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door: Holly and company have broken up with the notorious playboy. One of their gripes: 82-year-old Hugh wouldn’t get married or have kids with them. Shocking considering he’s been so committed in the past.
Brooke Hogan: Hogan has declined an invitation to pose nude for Playboy–though she may in the future. After all her family’s troubles, shouldn’t her goal be to not attract attention?
Brangelina: Brad likes Angelina. Angelina likes Brad. They’ve proven that much already. Do we really need to see a picture of Angie breastfeeding–taken by Pitt–to realize this? The creepiness factor just went up a notch.
The Hills Take New York: L.C. pal Whitney Port is fleeing sunny California for the big bad city of New York–and a comfy gig with Diane von Furstenberg. If only it were that easy–or fake–for the rest of us!
HSM 3: Midnight movie tickets have gone sale. Do you have yours yet?
Nick Jonas: The only thing stopping Mr. Flatiron from zooming around on his new motorcycle? The proper license. Let the betting begin: how long before he has his first crash?
STILL SIZZLING: Which wannabe starlet says the pending assualt charges (from an altercation with another wannabe) against her have “destroyed” her family? As they say, that’s the price of fame!


