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Patrick Swayze: In the hospital with pneumonia. This can’t be good.
John Travolta: Is it wrong that we have such intimate details of his son’s memorial service when Jett himself wasn’t even a celebrity or public figure?
Golden Globes: Not airing til Sunday night but PEOPLE wants you to get jealous now by reading about all the planned celeb parties.
Neil Patrick Harris: Doogie and the rest of the How I Met Your Mother cast not only extended their contracts but more than doubled their salary. Not bad.
The View: The co-hosts were on a special panel held by the New York Times. Why? We still don’t know.
HSM: KayCee Stroh (the pop and lock it girl) got married today. Zac and Vanessa were not present.
Blagojevich: Finally impeached but still not resigning. Makes for another awesome animation by the Chicago Tribune.
Obama: Featured in a special issue of the The Amazing Spiderman comic. Apparently Obama himself is a comic book collector. Who knews?!
Obama Pt. 2: Everyone seems to think Michelle will have this huge impact on fashion. We don’t see it happening but maybe that’s just because we didn’t live through Jackie O?
Miranda Cosgrove: The up-and-coming tween star will get to scope out her competition when she hosts MTV’s countdown of the top 12 teen “cribs.” Insert your own tween/crib joke here.
Facebook: There’s a war on nipples. ‘Nuff said.