Archive for October, 2008

October 9, 2008

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HSM 3 IS COMING!

HSM 3 IS COMING!

Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door: Holly and company have broken up with the notorious playboy.  One of their gripes: 82-year-old Hugh wouldn’t get married or have kids with them.  Shocking considering he’s been so committed in the past.

Brooke Hogan: Hogan has declined an invitation to pose nude for Playboy–though she may in the future.  After all her family’s troubles, shouldn’t her goal be to not attract attention?

Brangelina: Brad likes Angelina.  Angelina likes Brad.  They’ve proven that much already.  Do we really need to see a picture of Angie breastfeeding–taken by Pitt–to realize this?  The creepiness factor just went up a notch.

The Hills Take New York: L.C. pal Whitney Port is fleeing sunny California for the big bad city of New York–and a comfy gig with Diane von Furstenberg. If only it were that easy–or fake–for the rest of us!

HSM 3: Midnight movie tickets have gone sale.  Do you have yours yet?

Nick Jonas: The only thing stopping Mr. Flatiron from zooming around on his new motorcycle?  The proper license.  Let the betting begin: how long before he has his first crash?

STILL SIZZLING: Which wannabe starlet says the pending assualt charges (from an altercation with another wannabe) against her have “destroyed” her family?  As they say, that’s the price of fame!

October 7, 2008

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Vampires are taking over! Resist! Resist!

Vampires are taking over! Resist! Resist!

Twilight: The trailer is due to hit the web in mere days.  One more bandwagon we’re NOT jumping on.  (Yes, Harry Potter, we’re looking at you!)

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles is tanking in the ratings.  The good news: Maybe Brian Austin Green will head over to his old zip code!

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Proof you don’t have to be a good-looking couple for the media to still track your every gesture, date and break up.

Chelsea Handler: Goodbye, E!  Hello big network?  Let’s face it: the male-dominated world of late-night TV could use some estrogen.  We say: Bring it on, Chelsea!

October 5, 2008

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Nothing to gossip about this week.  Sigh.

Nothing to gossip about this week. Sigh.

Gossip Girl: A repeat this week?  Thanks a lot, CW.  Thanks a lot.

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playist: The secret love child of Juno and Superbad?

Michael Cera: A new breed of heartthrob.  Swoon.

Nicholas Sparks: His umpteenth book of love found, lost and found again is bound  to be another best-seller (and an addition to our favorite books list).  But isn’t it weird how this guy writes the woman’s perspective so well?

Paul Newman: Guess when you bite the dust you’re not supposed to say anything bad about the person (see: page after page in PEOPLE).  Kind of makes you wonder what’ll happen when Mel Gibson goes down.  Just sayin’…

October 4, 2008

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Like father, like daughter.

Like father, like daughter.

ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds: Hey Alannis, you, um, oughta know Ryan and Scarlett are totally married now.  Oh, you don’t care?  No worries, we don’t either.

DWTS: Sorry Kim, some people just don’t like big butts and they cannot lie.  Still, to get voted off on the anniversary of your father’s death is pretty shitty.  Sorry about that.

Heath Ledger: Suicide, accident or just his time, it doesn’t matter.  Why is there so much red tape in getting Matilda what she (and Ledger’s family) rightfully believe she deserves?

Paul Newman: We could be like everyone else and say our favorite Newman film is Cool Hand Luke or The Color of Money, but let’s be real.  We’re a sucker for a good tear-jearker, so our vote definitely goes to Message in a Bottle.  Rent it.  Watch it.  Love it.