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Rosie O’Donnell: We are sooooo excited for Rosie Live tonight!
Kanye West: An investigation is again taking place in the 2007 death of his mother, Shonda. Californian authorities are focusing their efforts on Kanye’s cousin who was supposed to be taking care of Shonda after her cosmetic surgery.
Mariah Carey: Hmmm. The singer didn’t exactly diffuse rumors of a pregnancy on Ellen today. When offered champagne by the clever host, Carey first accepted but then didn’t actually drink it, giving the lame reason that it was too early to drink. Riiiight. Like it’s ever too early for any star to drink.
Academy Awards: The key to winning an Oscar could be as simple as having a unique haircut. We’re off to the salon.
TMZ: The television version will be on air for at least the next two years. Thanks, TV gods. (That was sarcasm.)
Ashlee Simpson: Notice how her name is spelt. Now notice how it is on the cover of OK! Now laugh.
Ann Moore: The Time Inc. CEO and mastermind behind their massive layoffs will be honored with a lifetime achievement award. Seems fair, doesn’t it?
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