Carnegie Hall-worthy! Who woulda thunk it?!
DWTS: Brooke Burke and Derek Hough were declared the winners last night. We’re cool with that, though we also would’ve been happy if Lance won.
DWTS Pt. 2: Does life change after you’ve won the trophy? Hardly.
Gossip Girl: Josh Schwartz has squashed yesterday’s news of a Lily and Rufus flashback show. What he’s planning instead: webisodes all about Blair’s maid, Dorota.
Carson Daly: The TV host, known for getting stars to spill, has been keeping a secret of his own: he’s gonna be a dad! Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid, you better get busy!
SAG: The actors’ strike is more likely to happen when you got big names like Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep supporting it. Thanks a lot, guys.
NBC: Among the winter schedule changes: two SNL specials, more reality shows and a TV movie. We doubt ratings will improve.
Family Guy: Seth Green (who voices Chris) and Carnegie Hall kinda seem like a mismatch, but we guess you gotta give the people what they want. And what they want is a live reading of Family Guy scripts. Go figure.
Reality TV: Here’s another reason to hate it: people are actually being diagnosed with Truman Syndrome, a type of paranoia where they (incorrectly) think their life is being documented by cameras. If it wasn’t so sad, we’d probably laugh.
Thanksgiving: Forget the turkey. All you need is a TV! There’ll be marathons of faves like I Love Lucy, House, Fresh Prince, Arrested Development and lots more ALL WEEKEND!
90210: One of those aforementioned marathons will be on SOAPNet, with focusing on Kelly’s love life (creatively titled Kelly’s Leftovers). Doesn’t get much better than that. But it does get worse: we won’t have access to SOAPNet that day! Tragic.
MTV: Will have its own Inaugural Ball in D.C. No worries if you can’t go; they’ll also broadcast it on MTV’s 894328297312 channels.
SIZZLED OUT: Joey Fatone (NSYNC)
STILL SIZZLING: This tear drop-tattooed artist made the best album of the year, or so says Blender.
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