DWTS: Okay, so we admit we haven’t been following this season that closely. But we’re still surprised by who won. Shawn Johnson? Really?
PEOPLE: And the disappointment continues now that PEOPLE put Bristol Palin and baby on the cover of their new issue. So unnecessary.
Upfronts: Okay, all the news of pick-ups and cancellations is just getting to be too much. We can’t keep track anymore! Who wants to make us a handy chart?
MTV Movie Awards: Including exclusive clips from New Moon, the Transformers sequel and the next Harry Potter flick should definitely drive up ratings. Maybe they’re better off with just a two-hour long clipfest?
The Cosby Show: Absolutely cannot get enough of all the 25th anniversary goodness!
SIZZLED OUT: Huffington Post
STILL SIZZLING: We’d say the cancellation of this show is like Everwood all over again but we didn’t actually watch it. Guess that was part of its problem, eh?