Meet Dorothy Gale
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Lindsay Lohan: Her relationship with Samantha Ronson has never been anything less than bizarre. Even though the restraining order reports are false, we wouldn’t be surprised in the least if either girl sought one.
Eminem: No better way to launch a comeback than to release a song and video taking potshots at practically everyone in the tabloids. That’s Eminem for ya.
The Simpsons: MySpace is running a contest inviting fans to film their own couch gag. Could see record participation for this one, we think.
Beverly Hills 90210: More than 10 years after it originally aired, season seven was released on DVD yesterday. Who wants to bet that after all 10 seasons are done, they’ll make a complete series boxset and entice us to shell out even more money?
Oprah: Now that she’s done campaigning for Obama, O has turned her sights to the 2016 Olympics which, if she has her way, will be in our hometown of Chicago. Honestly not sure if we want the Olympics here, so we can’t say whether the Oprah effect will be good or bad.
The Wizard of Oz: Getting a modern-day treatment for a new televisions series to be called Dorothy Gale. Can’t see it having the same charm as the original, though. To be fair, other Oz spin-offs (The Wiz, Wicked, etc.) have done quite well so this one might see some success, too.
SIZZLED OUT: Survivor
STILL SIZZLING: This one-time iconic sitcom dad–who is best known in real life for his foul comedy–returned to TV this week in another father role.
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