Soon this all will be just a bad dream!
Paris Hilton: At first “sources” were saying that she and Benji Madden are no longer together but we weren’t sure whether to believe it. They made huge declarations of their love as recently as last month. Turns out, the Associated Press got official confirmation from Hilton’s publicist. You win some, you lose some…
Miley Cyrus: Wants to be on a reality television show beacause they’re “crazy” and it would be cool “to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around.” Lucky for her, MTV is casting for season 22 of The Real World. Be careful what you wish for, Miley!
Rob Lowe: Chinese delegates, in California to discuss global warming with the governator, got the pleasure of witnessing Lowe film a scene for Brothers & Sisters. Lowe even got them directors’ chairs and headsets. What an inefficient use of time!
Gawker: Categorizes the 4 different ways magazines have been killed lately. Funny and sad at the same time.
OK! Magazine: They’re practically the only mag out there hiring. Too bad we don’t want to work for them! (Yes, we know one day we will regret saying that!)
Jossip: The aforementioned regret has already begun. Internships at some pretty desirable mags are now for sale, as in YOU PAY TO DO THEM. This truly is a “New America.” One in which we stay in bed under the covers all day.
Soap Opera Digest: You know times are bad when a publication starts asking for “volunteer writers.” At least they’re not auctioning the spots off to the highest bidder!
24: The two-hour telepic, airing Sunday, is a “dry-run” for a full-length feature in theaters. Ratings and DVD sales will be the deciding factors.
Blink-182: Mark Hoppus admits to talking a lot lately with former bandmates Travis Barker and Tom DeLonge. The best news: a music reunion, though not yet discussed, isn’t totally out of the question!
Beauty & the Geek: May have a second life on MTV, with D-list celebs participating as the beauties. Hard to believe Ashton Kutcher is involved with this crap.
AR2: What if there was a second American Revolution? That question is the subject of a new series in the works at FX. The “incendiary” plot will revolve around college students who stage a revolt and try to re-define the meaning of patriotism.
Judd Apatow: His next movie won’t be out til next summer at the earliest and it’s already getting press play. We’re not surprised considering, a, his track record and, b, the stars lined up (Adam Sandler, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman and wife Leslie Mann).
SIZZLED OUT: Josh Schwartz
STILL SIZZLING: This actress spent an hour in the hospital after getting sick on a plane. Realizing the best days of our career were behind us would make us sick, too.
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