Eminem: Finally coming back on the radar. But not with new music but a memoir instead. He’s had an interesting public life thus far. We can’t wait to get more details!
Andy Dick: He gets to wear a new accessory for the next year: an alcohol monitor bracelet!
Prison Break: Rumor has it there are 3 deaths in the upcoming episodes. While we’re sad to see anyone go, maybe this means the show will finally have a simple plot.
Gossip Girl: Critics are saying it gets better with each episode–and the best is still yet to come. We totally disagree…and yet we can’t stop watching!
Chris Kilpatrick: Called ex-bandmate Lance Bance the worst dancer in NSYNC but also noted he’s “amazing” on DWTS. That’s sort of a compliment. Maybe. Kinda.
Ashley Tisdale: She’s said she wants to shed her HSM image. Step one: dying her hair. Weird to see her with this color when Seventeen has her on the cover of their new issue as a blonde.