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Jessica Simpson: The cover story on 3 entertainment mags/tabloids this week. Even PEOPLE went with it. Lame.
PEOPLE: Speaking of PEOPLE, they have very bizarre poll up asking which male actor looks the best in drag. Is this really necessary?
American Idol: The addition of a new judge hasn’t added much to the show, but what if you cut one of the judges? MSNBC says Randy Jackson should go!
Facebook: The headline to this article says it all: Facebook Turns 5–But Can It Survive? We say yes. It ain’t going anywhere any time soon. And that’s not a bad thing. Gawker shares its own opinion here.
Clay Aiken: Will be a guest judge on the new season of America’s Next Top Model, which begins later this month. Doesn’t get much more random than that.
Emmys: The television categories will have 6 nominees from now on instead of 5, and will give all members of the Academy equal voting, in an effort to “increase inclusivity.” No matter what, someone’s still gonna be pissed, though, because you can’t recognize or include everything.
Digital TV: They’re all a bunch of flip-floppers! After previously voting against it, Congress now ruled that the mandatory switch to digital TV won’t happen until June.
Stephen King: He better watch out. Many a vampire might be after him now that he said Twilight author Stephanie Meyer “can’t write worth a darn” ‘Dem’s fightin’ words!
Iron Man 2: Robert Downey, Jr. promises that the sequel to last summer’s blockbuster will be “three times more fun and strange.” Since when do fun and strange go together?
JuicyCampus: The internet just got a little less swarmier now that this gossip site, popular among college students, announced it’s closing. About time!
Jossip: For sale, but you can hardly tell. There’s only a little banner at the top of the site, asking for “serious inquiries.” Damn that economy!
SIZZLED OUT: Gwyneth Paltrow (Chris Martin)
STILL SIZZLING: This off-and-on couple is apparently back on ever since he went through a “life-changing experience.” Will another reality show follow??
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