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November 24, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Alicia Keys, AMA, American Music Awards, Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera, Desperate Housewives, Enrique Iglesias, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Hudson, jimmy kimmel, Joe Jonas, Jordin Sparks, Kanye, Linkin Park, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Natasha Bedingfield, Nick Cannon, Nick Jonas, nkotb, obama, Pussycat Dolls, Queen Latifah, Richie Sambora, Rihanna, Taylor Swift on November 24, 2008 by sizzlemaker

If we didn't know any better, we'd say this was taken last night at the AMAs.

THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS EDITION

AMAs: The American Music Awards continually choose to feature music performances galore over broadcasting all awards. Winners not given air time last night: Jordin Sparks, Linkin Park, Carrie Underwood, Enrique Iglesias, and more.

Christina Aguilera: Seven-song medley started the show. Seemed original until NKOTB, Natasha Bedingfield and the Pussycat Dolls did medleys as well. We wish she did more singing, though, and less grunting.

Jimmy Kimmel: Made great jokes about the Taylor Swift-Joe Jonas and Miley Cyrus-Nick Jonas break-ups, all of whom were awkwardly in attendance.

Mariah Carey: Was it really necessary to have an appearance on stage by hubby Nick Cannon during her performance? We think not.

Beyonce: Isn’t it weird that she sings about single ladies when she isn’t one anymore? And between SNL and TRL, this performance is getting quite old already.

Chris Brown: Artist of the Year. According to this award show, at least.

Rihanna: If she kept having to hold the bottom of her dress down, maybe she should’ve realized it was too short.

Kanye: Didn’t his face seem a little puffy last night as he made rambling speeches about returning to the 60s and giving his award to Lil’ Wayne?

Queen Latifah: Performed with Alicia Keys (and some opera singer), making memorable references to Obama and Jennifer Hudson’s slain family members.

SIZZLED OUT: Jennifer Aniston

STILL SIZZLING: A recently single Desperate Housewife has been spotted locking lips with Heather Locklear’s ex. Yet another strange combination. (And the answer is NOT Richie Sambora!)

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November 21, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags ABC, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Ausiello, Barbara Walters, Beyonce, Conor Paolo, Dirty Sexy Money, Eli Stone, Facebook, Friends, gossip girl, Heroes, Jennifer Aniston, Jericho, Justin Timberlake, obama, Pete Wentz, Pushing Daisies, Reese Witherspoon, Roger Ebert, Rosie O'Donnell, Seth Meyers, Shaquille O'Neal, SNL, The CW, The View, The Washington Post, Time, Twitter, Winona Ryder on November 21, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Was this foreshadowing?

Ashlee Simpson: Gave birth last night to a boy named Bronx Mowgli. We have a feeling dad Pete Wentz picked the name. At least he wasn’t kidding earlier this week when he said fatherhood was “imminent.”

PEOPLE: That Sexiest Man Alive issue will feature scratch and sniff. Even WE are creeped out.

Reese Witherspoon: Now we know for sure not to believe any tabloid that says Reese and Jake are headed to the altar. The star herself says she’s not ready to remarry now, if ever.

Jennifer Aniston: Admits she’s computer illiterate and thinks Facebook is like “dancing with the devil.” Sure she wasn’t talking about Angelina?

Jennifer Aniston Pt. 2: Loves watching FRIENDS repeats. Ego trip? She also says she watches some of the episodes and doesn’t actually remember doing them or what they were about. We never understand celebs when they say that! We remember every little detail of every little episode and we didn’t even make the damn things! What’s your excuse?

ABC: The ax has fallen on not one, not two but THREE shows: Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone and Dirty Sexy Money. Is there anything left?!

CW: Did some cancellations of its own but none that we really care about. Just the out-sourced shows that aired for a millisecond on Sunday nights. In are repeats…of Jericho? Weird. That show was prematurely canceled itself!

Gossip Girl: To be honest, we don’t really understand this. According to Ausiello, Connor Paolo (Eric) declined an offer to become a series regular yet will still stay on the show and somehow this is better for his career. Whatevs.

SNL: People are speculating why Justin and Beyonce’s Single Ladies sketch isn’t available on-line. Some say it’s JT’s fault because he wanted to be paid residuals. Others say it’s just a “music clearance issue.” How long til somebody caves?

SNL Pt. 2: Did last week’s show seem especially ‘gay’ to you? Headwriter Seth Meyers was asked that very same question.

Heroes: The creator is blaming the show’s decline on DVR. And now a TIME writer is taking him to task for not accepting responsibility.

Obama: Shows are seizing on the opportunity to name-drop the president-elect. It’s actually kinda cool and makes them seem more real, we think.

Obama Pt. 2: The Washington Post takes an interesting look on whether it really matters if O has in fact quit smoking.

Roger Ebert: We love self-deprecation! Ebert shows how good he is at it–and how he can be poignant at the same time–when he looks back on how his appearance has changed over the years.

Rosie O’Donnell: We LOVE her response to Babs’ insults on yesterday’s View. Classic Ro.

Twitter: Now being used by Shaquille O’Neal. Does that mean it’s time for us to stop?

SIZZLED OUT: Winona Ryder

STILL SIZZLING: This guy is the latest to be caught on camera with his pants down. But what will the queen say?!

November 19, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Brad Pitt, Broadway, Brooke Shields, Cars, Disney, Dreamgirls, E!Online, forbes, Hannah Montana, Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Fallon, Lipstick Jungle, Mark Cuban, Miley Cyrus, nbc, obama, paul newman, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, South Park, The Jeffersons, The Late Show, The Roots, X-Men on November 19, 2008 by sizzlemaker

One of the cutest--and apparently most influential--tots around

Obama: Is it offensive to rewrite The Jefferson’s theme song with the new first family in mind? An elementary school principal in Tennessee is taking a lot of heat for doing just that. To be fair, the song is pretty catchy.

Obama Pt. 2: Inauguration plans are already underway. Not known yet is which music superstars will get to perform but E!Online is already rounding up the troops. (No, not those troops.)

NBC: Developing a new show called Making Friends With Black People. Yeah, cause that isn’t offensive at all.

Lipstick Jungle: Brooke Shields wasn’t lying! NBC either never canceled the show at all or, at the very least, is giving it another chance. Take two, everyone!

Jennifer Aniston: The chica just can’t catch a break. The latest: Alec Baldwin called kissing her on 30 Rock “painful.” Aw, leave the poor girl alone! Losing Brad was bad enough.

South Park: The show isn’t ending til 2011 but we already know the format: another full-length movie. Lucky us. Or not.

Dreamgirls: Embarking on a tour sans the famous names that made it such a success. Broadway could be next.

Forbes: Okay, they’ve officially taken their most influential lists too far. Most Influential (celebrity) Infants is just so not necessary. But, for the record, the adorable Shiloh Jolie-Pitt took the top spot.

The Roots: They’ll be the house band when Jimmy Fallon takes over The Late Show. Guess that’s more interesting than a band plucked from nowhere.

Miley Cyrus: Says she can’t predict the future (no, really??) but wants Hannah Montana to continue “as long as it can.” How much is Disney paying her to say that?

Cars 2: It’s coming but, sadly, without the late Paul Newman. We’ll see Doc Hudson again, though the creators still haven’t figured out how.

Meh: It’s one of our favorite go-to words and now it’s officially in the dictionary. And, by the way, you can thank The Simpsons for that. Or just, you know, go meh.

Fall TV: If by some chance you actually liked one of the canceled shows, this handy list suggests alternatives that don’t actually suck.

Arianna Huffington: The blogger extraordinaire promises to raise funds to keep investigative journalism alive and well. Entertainment journalism never gets any love.

Facebook: How far is too far? In a new interview (conducted over instant message!), Mark Zuckerberg says he dreams of a day where the social networking site is even more personal than it currently is. We thought that already happened. It’s called The Patriot Act.

Variety: Is it really Oscar season if there’s no campaigning? What, you didn’t know the studios actually shell out tons of cash for ads to sway the Academy’s votes? They do. (Just like real politics!) But not anymore. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.

Journalism: So there’s no future in magazines. And now the blogging future is looking bleak, too. Good thing we gave up yesterday.

SIZZLED OUT: Mark Cuban

STILL SIZZLING: Riding the wave of superhero flicks, X-Men: First Class will be written by this wunderkind who is best known to teen girls.

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November 14, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags American Idol, Animayer, Changeling, Degrassi, Fahrenheit 9/11, Hilary Duff, hollywood, Jennifer Aniston, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, jonas brothers, Justin Timberlake, Lizzie McGuire, Michael More, nbc, obama, Paula Abdul, PEOPLE, Taylor Swift, The View, Wall-E on November 14, 2008 by sizzlemaker

We know we're not one to talk but obsessions are NOT HEALTHY, people!

John Mayer: Jennifer Aniston sent some praise his way, and now he’s doing the same for her. He told PEOPLE: “It’s really nice to have somebody in life have your back. That girl knows me … so whether I go to bed alone or not, to have somebody who knows you in this world, that’s a really nice thing.” Sweet or gag-inducing?

Paula Abdul: More disturbing information is being released about the shocking death outside the Idol’s home. All it really shows: too little action taken too late.

Joe Jonas: After several weeks of bad press thanks to ex Taylor Swift, the middle Jo Bro used his MySpace to set the record straight. This is getting a little too Degrassi for our liking.

Hollywood: Cutting back on the holiday party extravagance and we don’t feel bad one bit.

The View: For the very first time the show is number 1 in the daytime ratings but now that the election’s over we doubt’ll last.

Changeling: We still haven’t seen this movie, and though this article kind of spoils it, we’re even more fascinated now that the real-life mystery has been solved.

Hilary Duff: The former Lizzie McGuire signed a deal with NBC to develop and star in a new TV show. No news yet if it’ll be part-cartoon.

Obama: The first sit-down is coming and it’s with 60 Minutes. Expect it to air as soon as this Sunday.

Lip-Syncing: Don’t try it in China. Soon it’ll be against the law!

Wall-E: When the hit comes out on DVD next week, there’ll be a short film starring Burn-E. Yeah, we don’t remember him either.

Michael Moore: The filmmaker was originally planning a sequel to his Fahrenheit 9/11 but instead will focus on the economy. New times, new problems, more movies.

Justin Timberlake: Called New York City the “realest in the world.” Is realest even a word?! And what makes NYC any more real than the thousands of others?

November 12, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Adam Sandler, Alanis Morrisette, anne hathaway, Billy Joel, Brad Garrett, Cody Linley, dwts, Elton John, Jennifer Aniston, Joe Jonas, jonas brothers, Maurice Green, Ne-Yo, Raffaello Follieri, Rosie O'Donnell, Taylor Swift on November 12, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Will daddy's little twin make room for baby?

American Idol: A failed contestant, reportedly obsessed with judge Paula Abdul, committed suicide outside the singer’s home. Will the show be softer with its criticism now? Sadly, we doubt it.

Idol Gives Back: Guess not everything they do is bad. They raised $64 million for international charities.

Adam Sandler: Remains the only man in his family since his wife just gave birth to a baby girl. This makes a second mini-me for the funnyman. His older daughter looks just like him!

Rosie O’Donnell: The first details about Ro’s variety special are slipping out: Alanis Morrisette and Ne-Yo will both perform. After all, she’s the Queen of Nice and she can have whatever she likes.

Jennifer Aniston: Throws around phrases like “this is going to be a hayride and a half.” No wonder she’s still single. She also says she and ex John Mayer “adore one another.” Hmmmm…

Billy Joel: Going on tour with Elton John…for two years?! At least, says the piano man. He also claims ticket prices won’t be high. Yeah, we’ll believe it when we see it.

DWTS: Was there some poor sportsmanship at last night’s elimination? After Maurice Green got the ax, the audience burst out into cheers. And that was audience consisted of teens happy that hottie Cody Linley was still in the game.

Raffaello Follieri: Anne Hathaway’s ex wants to change prisons because the jail he’s in now is too “unsanitary.” What, you thought you were going to a country club?

Joe Jonas: Poor Taylor Swift! Not only did the Jo Bro dump her in such a we-must-still-be-in-high-school way, but he’s also already moved on! Sketch!

Brad Garrett: Everybody doesn’t love Brad. Or the papparazzi. The result: a criminal investigation into battery. Oh boy.

November 11, 2009 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 90210, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Brad Pitt, Desperate Housewives, Donald Trump, George Clooney, Hannah Montana, Jaden Smith, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Hudson, Jesse Metcalfe, Kanye West, Leighton Meester, obama, SoapNet, The Karate Kid, Tom Hanks, Will Smith, World Music Awards on November 11, 2008 by sizzlemaker

It's not easy being pretty

Donald Trump: Who knew the billionaire had a heart? He’s been housing Jennifer Hudson and her relatives in his super-elite building in Chicago.

Brad Pitt: Even grown men want to cop a feel off Bradley! Pitt was “manhandled” by his own security guard at his own movie screening. Can’t say we blame the guy.

Jennifer Aniston: And how’s this for understatement of the year: Jen says Angelina’s homewrecking ways were “uncool.” We were expecting something a little more colorful.

Blake Lively: Has landed on the cover of yet another magazine. Among the so-called revelations in the interview: she has 60 handbags (in two closets), actually gets along with Leighton Meester and can memorize a 4-page scene instantly. Sadly, no dish on her and Penn. Now that would be revelatory!

Forbes: They have a new top-10 list: most influential stars. No one on it is really surprising: Clooney, Jolie, Hanks, blah, blah, blah.

Jesse Metcalfe: After disappearing from the public eye, this is surely an attention-grabbing way to make your comeback. The former Desperate Housewives star fell 40 feet off a balcony at a party for the World Music Awards. Thankfully, he wasn’t too injured but is still under a hospital’s care.

Jaden Smith: No longer content appearing alongside dad Will in bit parts, the 10-year-old will take a starring turn in a remake of The Karate Kid. Good thing he already knows karate!

SoapNet: If the channel is planning 3 new scripted series, what will happen to the daily repeats of our are favorite shows?! On the brightside, we would have about 6 extra hours in our day…

Beyonce: Also know now, apparently, as Sasha Fierce, has her whole album up on MySpace, a week before you can get it in stores.

Kanye: His elite coolness factor just went down a few notches. He’s debuting his new single on tonight’s 90210. Barf.

Obama: If you’re offering to organize a special event for the president’s kids, you should probably tell him. Disney says Malia and Sasha have a standing invitation to appear on every tween’s favorite show, Hannah Montana, but the soon-to-be first family say they have no knowledge of this. Someone’s getting fired!

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November 3, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Ashlee Simpson, brangelina, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kate Winslet, Keanu Reeves, obama, Owen Wilson, The Matrix, Tony Romo, Vanity Fair on November 3, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Did she feel fat when she filmed this iconic scene?

Obama: The presidential candidate’s grandmother died. What awful timing! Regardless of what happens tomorrow, now it is sure to be bittersweet.

Keanu Reeves: Spared from paying a paparazzo’s medical bills. A jury found the Matrix actor was not responsible for the injury. ‘Cause, you know, a celebrity is never at fault.

Jennifer Aniston: Called Owen Wilson brave for making it through the rough year he faced. We think Jen’s the brave one for every day she lives through the age of Brangelina!

Kate Winslet: “Once a fat kid, always a fat kid,” she told Vanity Fair. What a great example she’s setting for her kids!

Carrie Underwood: Jessica Simpson feud be damned. Underwood now claims she hasn’t actually spoken to her former flame/Jess’ BF Tony Romo in months. “I would never mean to say anything to hurt anyone,” she said. Too little, too late? (And by the way, great grammar, Carrie!)

Ashlee Simpson: First an Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding and now a Winnie the Pooh-based baby shower. Does someone have a Peter Pan complex? Let’s hope not considering she’ll have a kid of her own soon!

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October 24, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, George W. Bush, HSM, J.Lo, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Lopez. Heroes, Lug McGraw, Marc Anthony, Megan Mullally, obama, Oprah, palin, Phillies, Scott McCellan, Steve Martin, Tim McGraw, Vanessa Hudgens, World Series, Yankees, zac efron on October 24, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Does the show need to save itself?

Jennifer Hudson: The actress/singer, who we wrote about earlier this week, has lost both her mother and brother today in a double homicide. Her nephew is still missing and the suspect, supposedly the boy’s father, is in custody. More details will be released tomorrow. Beyond tragic.

Marc Anthony: Says his life with J. Lo is “designed around the twins.” Isn’t that what it’s supposed to be when you have kids?! And, Mark, you should know that by now considering you also have kids with your ex-wife!

Heroes: Critics are calling each other out on being too hard (or soft) on the show. With such a stellar reputation, is it fair to say the show’s gone downhill? Every show does reach its peak eventually…

World Series: Well, some people are watching this year’s lackluster match-up. (Yankees, we miss you!) Despite horrible ratings predictions, the game beat all other programming on Wednesday night. Still, it was down 15 percent from last year, so the possibility of this being the lowest-rated series of all time is still there. Sigh.

Tim McGraw: One nice thing about this year’s World Series is that it lets McGraw honor his father, Tug, who won the first and only series for the Phillies in 1980.

Vanessa Hudgens: Says BF/co-star Zac Efron is “a good kisser.” What we’ve all been dying to know or TMI?

Obama: Endorsed by another former member of Bush’s administration: Scott McCellan. Hardly surprising since the ex-press secretary published a tell-all earlier this year about the White House’s deception under George W.

Curb Your Enthusiasm: Humorists rejoice! The show will be back…in 2009. Happy waiting!

Palin: Want a high-paying job? Just sign up to be Palin’s traveling make-up artist. For two weeks, she was the highest paid staffer of the whole campaign!

30 Rock: Things to look forward to when the show returns this Thursday: cameos from Oprah, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Martin, Megan Mullally and the list goes on. Maybe we should start watching.

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October 14, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 90210, Animayer, Brenda Walsh, cosmogirl, cw, gossip girl, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Michael Jackson, One Tree Hill, OTH, Penn Badgley, Prison Break, shannen doherty, Sophia Bush, Star, Steve Martin, Teen, teen drama, The National Enquirer on October 14, 2008 by sizzlemaker

We know you look best when your brooding but we can't take much more!

Hot and smart? What a combination!

AniMayer: Star and The National Enquirer are reporting that these two are back on. We’ll wait for more reliable sources before we comment.

Prison Break: Now we’ve watched the show since it began four years but if it gets any more complex, our heads are going to explode!

Gossip Girl: If you didn’t see last night’s ep, you missed some girl-on-girl fighting and Penn Badgley in nothing but his boxers. But it’s not too late to start watching: the CW has ordered two additional episodes for this season, making 24 in all.

Teen TV: Think the lead characters always go on to big careers? Think again.

Sophia Bush: In a new interview with CosmoGirl! (RIP), she says she only wants simple hang outs with friends “rather than dance on tables and have nine cocktails.” Hm, wonder who she’s referring to…

Living Lohan: Ali revealed to Seventeen there might be a second season. Brace yourselves.

Shannen Doherty: Worked out a deal to return to 90210 for two more episodes. Not sure how we feel about this considering we were never Brenda fans in the first place.

SIZZLED OUT: John Lennon

STILL SIZZLING: Which former child star says in her new memoir that she dated Michael Jackson, Steve Martin AND her on-screen sibling? That is one random bunch!

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