Was this foreshadowing?
Ashlee Simpson: Gave birth last night to a boy named Bronx Mowgli. We have a feeling dad Pete Wentz picked the name. At least he wasn’t kidding earlier this week when he said fatherhood was “imminent.”
PEOPLE: That Sexiest Man Alive issue will feature scratch and sniff. Even WE are creeped out.
Reese Witherspoon: Now we know for sure not to believe any tabloid that says Reese and Jake are headed to the altar. The star herself says she’s not ready to remarry now, if ever.
Jennifer Aniston: Admits she’s computer illiterate and thinks Facebook is like “dancing with the devil.” Sure she wasn’t talking about Angelina?
Jennifer Aniston Pt. 2: Loves watching FRIENDS repeats. Ego trip? She also says she watches some of the episodes and doesn’t actually remember doing them or what they were about. We never understand celebs when they say that! We remember every little detail of every little episode and we didn’t even make the damn things! What’s your excuse?
ABC: The ax has fallen on not one, not two but THREE shows: Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone and Dirty Sexy Money. Is there anything left?!
CW: Did some cancellations of its own but none that we really care about. Just the out-sourced shows that aired for a millisecond on Sunday nights. In are repeats…of Jericho? Weird. That show was prematurely canceled itself!
Gossip Girl: To be honest, we don’t really understand this. According to Ausiello, Connor Paolo (Eric) declined an offer to become a series regular yet will still stay on the show and somehow this is better for his career. Whatevs.
SNL: People are speculating why Justin and Beyonce’s Single Ladies sketch isn’t available on-line. Some say it’s JT’s fault because he wanted to be paid residuals. Others say it’s just a “music clearance issue.” How long til somebody caves?
SNL Pt. 2: Did last week’s show seem especially ‘gay’ to you? Headwriter Seth Meyers was asked that very same question.
Heroes: The creator is blaming the show’s decline on DVR. And now a TIME writer is taking him to task for not accepting responsibility.
Obama: Shows are seizing on the opportunity to name-drop the president-elect. It’s actually kinda cool and makes them seem more real, we think.
Obama Pt. 2: The Washington Post takes an interesting look on whether it really matters if O has in fact quit smoking.
Roger Ebert: We love self-deprecation! Ebert shows how good he is at it–and how he can be poignant at the same time–when he looks back on how his appearance has changed over the years.
Rosie O’Donnell: We LOVE her response to Babs’ insults on yesterday’s View. Classic Ro.
Twitter: Now being used by Shaquille O’Neal. Does that mean it’s time for us to stop?
SIZZLED OUT: Winona Ryder
STILL SIZZLING: This guy is the latest to be caught on camera with his pants down. But what will the queen say?!
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