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October 17, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Andy Dick, ashley tisdale, Chris Kilpatrick, Eminem, gossip girl, HSM, Lance Bass, NSYNC, Prison Break on October 17, 2008 by sizzlemaker

I'm not Sharpay!

Eminem: Finally coming back on the radar. But not with new music but a memoir instead. He’s had an interesting public life thus far. We can’t wait to get more details!

Andy Dick: He gets to wear a new accessory for the next year: an alcohol monitor bracelet!

Prison Break: Rumor has it there are 3 deaths in the upcoming episodes. While we’re sad to see anyone go, maybe this means the show will finally have a simple plot.

Gossip Girl: Critics are saying it gets better with each episode–and the best is still yet to come. We totally disagree…and yet we can’t stop watching!

Chris Kilpatrick: Called ex-bandmate Lance Bance the worst dancer in NSYNC but also noted he’s “amazing” on DWTS. That’s sort of a compliment. Maybe. Kinda.

Ashley Tisdale: She’s said she wants to shed her HSM image. Step one: dying her hair. Weird to see her with this color when Seventeen has her on the cover of their new issue as a blonde.

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October 11, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 90210, boy meets world, cw, danielle fishel, entourage, hayden christensen, HSM, rachel bilson, the o.c. on October 11, 2008 by sizzlemaker

The original cast of 90210!

Entourage: Watched it for the first time this week. Loved it. Now how the hell do we catch up?!

90210: CBS, which owns the rights to the original (and the only as far as we’re concerned) 90210, has partnered with YouTube to show full episodes on-line. Though only the first 5 of season one are available right now, it’s still better than the crappy imitation on the CW.

Danielle Fishel: The Dish host says every time she leaves her house, fans call her Topanga. Know what that means? Time for a Boy Meets World reunion!

HSM: PEOPLE has put out a special issue in anticipation of HSM 3. Buy! Buy! Buy!

Rachel Bilson: Still with Hayden Christensen. Can’t say we blame her but I guess that means no happy ending for Summer and Seth after all.

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October 11, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags ashley tisdale, boy band, bsb, HSM, nkotb, nysnc, obama, ryan reynolds, zac efron on October 11, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Still hanging tough!

NKOTB: Now that New Kids on the Block have staged a successful (?) reunion, who’s next? NSYNC? BSB? O–Town? 2ge+ther? 98 Degrees? BBMak? Evan and Jaron? LFO? The list goes on and on…

Obama Mania: Good ol’ community organizer Barack is planning 30-minute campaign ads on some of the major networks. Wait, that’s what we thought debates were for…?!

Barbara Walters: Why is everyone giving Babs flack for interviewing Peter Cook? She’s a journalist! She’s supposed to interview the “bad guys”!

Ryan Reynolds: Plan A to stay relevant: Marry someone more famous than you. Plan B: Run in a marathon benefiting Parkinson’s Disease research. Guess we can’t make fun of you any more.

Ashley Tisdale: The Tis claims she’s never been attracted to friend and co-star Zac Efron. Liar!

SIZZLED OUT: Rosie O’Donnell

STILL SIZZLING: Which rock band is PO’ed at a certain presidential candidate for using one of their songs at campaign events? Says the band: “To have it appropriated without our knowledge and used in a manner that perverts the original sentiment of the lyric just tarnishes the song.” Guess that means they’re voting for “that one”!

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October 9, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags brangelina, girls, hairspray, hefner, hogan, HSM, jonas brothers, playboy, the hills on October 9, 2008 by sizzlemaker

HSM 3 IS COMING!

Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door: Holly and company have broken up with the notorious playboy. One of their gripes: 82-year-old Hugh wouldn’t get married or have kids with them. Shocking considering he’s been so committed in the past.

Brooke Hogan: Hogan has declined an invitation to pose nude for Playboy–though she may in the future. After all her family’s troubles, shouldn’t her goal be to not attract attention?

Brangelina: Brad likes Angelina. Angelina likes Brad. They’ve proven that much already. Do we really need to see a picture of Angie breastfeeding–taken by Pitt–to realize this? The creepiness factor just went up a notch.

The Hills Take New York: L.C. pal Whitney Port is fleeing sunny California for the big bad city of New York–and a comfy gig with Diane von Furstenberg. If only it were that easy–or fake–for the rest of us!

HSM 3: Midnight movie tickets have gone sale. Do you have yours yet?

Nick Jonas: The only thing stopping Mr. Flatiron from zooming around on his new motorcycle? The proper license. Let the betting begin: how long before he has his first crash?

STILL SIZZLING: Which wannabe starlet says the pending assualt charges (from an altercation with another wannabe) against her have “destroyed” her family? As they say, that’s the price of fame!

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