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November 6, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Backstreet Boys, Brothers & Sisters, Carson Daly, CNN, FCC, Google, Gulliver's Travels, Jack Black, jonas brothers, MTV, NSYNC, Pete Wentz, Proposition 8, Supreme Court, TRL, Yahoo on November 6, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Feels like just yesterday, doesn't it, Carson?

Brothers & Sisters: It was really nice that the show wanted to incorporate Proposition 8 awareness into its show. Too bad the episode will air after the measure passed. Damn scheduling changes.

Supreme Court: Considering they hear very few cases, it’s really bothersome that they’re spending their time debating the use of curse words on TV. Aren’t there more important issues going on?

CNN: Were you as confused as we were by the hologram magic on CNN’s election coverage the other night? This article explains the science behind it and, well, we’re still confused.

Gulliver’s Travels: We never had any incentive before to read the book and, whaddyaknow, that’s about to change! The classic tale is being made into a movie with Jack Black! That’s enough to send us right to the library.

Google: Any chance at partnering with Yahoo is gone now that the big bad government said doing so would break antitrust laws. We happen to think Monopoly the game is a lot more fun. Maybe not for Google or Yahoo, though.

Political Cartoons: Man, we wish we could draw. We wish we could be funny. Political cartoonists get to be both! And they’ve done a killer job with election results.

Youth Votership: Turnout was up by more than 2 million in comparison to the ’04 election. Let’s hope it keeps rising in the future.

Election 2008: In case you’ve been living under a rock lately (or you want to reminisce or you just want to be amused) MTV has condensed the entire election into a 60-second clip. Surprisingly, it’s pretty good!

TRL: We’re less than two weeks away from when the iconic show will air no more. Looking back on the past 10 years, it’s like reliving our childhood all over again!

Backstreet Boys: Competing with NSYNC may seem so 90s but the original boy band admits they’re “still striving to be better!” Watch out, Jonas Brothers!

SIZZLED OUT: Pete Wentz

STILL SIZZLING: This animated show is being called out by gay-rights groups for using the phrase ‘that’s so gay.’ How stupid can be you be? Like, duh!

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November 5, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Chicago Tribune, ER, Joe Jonas, Jurassic Park, Madonna, Michael Crichton, obama, Proposition 8, Sherri Shepherd, Taylor Swift, The View, U.S. News & World Report, White House, Whoopi Goldberg on November 5, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Hell hath no fury like a lover scorned...

Chicago Tribune: Has a handy-dandy slideshow of newspaper front pages from across the country on this historic day. Very cool.

Newspapers: Speaking of the dailies, you better a copy of yours while they’re are still some left. Newspapers are selling ridiculously fast as everyone wants a momento from this historic occasion.

U.S. News & World Report: It’s officially a trend. The iconic mag is going monthly. This comes just months after switching from weekly to bi-weekly. Sigh.

The White House: If the lives of past First Families are any indication, Obama’s kids can look forward to some awesome perks for living in the White House. Not to mention a new puppy!

Election Laws: Did you know Obama’s grandmother’s vote will still count even though she passed away the other day? Not to sound cold-hearted, but we don’t know how we feel about that.

Gay Marriage: While a court battle could be in the future, it looks like Californians have successfully passed Proposition 8, banning gay marriage. The discrimination is ironic considering Obama’s accomplishment yesterday. Here’s hoping one day we conquer this, too, and have a gay man or woman as president.

Madonna: It’s okay if you chose to go Madge’s concert last night rather than watch election results at home. She kept the audience informed with choice lines like “this is a motherfucking important evening!.”

Taylor Swift: Used MySpace to call out ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas on his immature break-up tactic: doing it over the phone! Ah, the trials and tribulations of young love in the age of the internet!

Michael Crichton: The Jurassic Park author died yesterday at age 66. The death comes as a surprise, despite the Emmy winner’s battle with cancer. He’s also responsible for the creation of ER.

The View: This was THEE post-election show to tune into. Our award for best reaction goes to Sherri Shepherd. Very emotional. Funniest reaction? Whoopi predicting there will be lots of, um, whoopee in the White House!

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November 5, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Cosmopolitan, David Archuleta, Gregory Maguire, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Connolly, Nielsen, obama, Oprah, Tim Robbins, Wicked on November 5, 2008 by sizzlemaker

The 44th president of the United State of America

The 44th president of the United States of America

Obama: ‘Good morning, Mr. President’ has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it Barack?

Music Stylists: People rich folks pay to design custom playlists to match home decor. We’re sorry but if you are incapable of making your own playlist, you do not deserve to even have an iPod.

Heidi Klum: Double good news! She’s not leaving the country AND she strips down to her skivvies for a new Guitar Hero commercial! We don’t want to hear a complaint from guys for at least the next six months.

David Archuleta: Let’s hope hope the songs on his debut album aren’t as wordy as the liner notes that come with it: 3,500 words long!

Oprah: Already has a dress picked out for Obama’s January inauguration but isn’t a little presumptuous of O to assume she’ll be invited?

A Lion Among Men: The latest in a series of Wicked-related books by author Gregory Maguire. What, you think things began and ended with The Wizard of Oz?

Tim Robbins: The staunch liberal ran into a wee bit of trouble yesterday when he went to vote. Electioneers told him he wasn’t registered! As you may have guessed, the shit hit the fan.

TV Ratings: If you’re not an exec in the news department, you’re probably thrilled the election is over. Networks are hoping ratings for once-popular shows will go back up. Is the election really to blame for shrinking audiences? Or is it just a reflection of the declining quality of TV?

Nielsen: Did you know Americans can multi-task? The researchers over at Nielsen didn’t. They’ve just completed a study that shows people can watch television AND be on the internet at the same time. Shocking!

Jessica Simpson: Said in a new interview with Cosmopolitan she’s usually attracted to guys that need “saving.” What about Nick Lachey needed saving? He seemed pretty damn perfect to us. Jess also says the next time she gets married “will be the last time.” What are the odds she’s saying that again one day?

SIZZLED OUT: Kevin Connolly

STILL SIZZLING: Which rocker says he owes his existence to Joe Biden? If not for the vice-president-elect, his parents would never have met!

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November 4, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 90210, AOL, Ben Affleck, CBS, diddy, Fuse, HSM, MTV, obama, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, shannen doherty, Shenae Grimes, Viacom on November 4, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Shenae Grimes: AKA Shannen Doherty version 2.0

Gawker: We love their headline today: Newspapers Agree, Today is Election Day!

CBS: Is there a such thing as comfort food through television? CBS seems to think so. They’re crediting the bad economy for their surging ratings. Apparently the network is a “safe haven.” Not for us, though. It’s still our least favorite.

HSM: OMFG, a sing-along version of the third movie will be in theaters THIS FRIDAY! We are so there!

Shenae Grimes: As rumors persist that the new 90210 starlet is this generation’s Shannen Doherty, the young actress admits seeking advice from dear ol’ Brenda. Something tell us–perhaps it’s the multiple show firings or the I Hate Brenda Newsletter–this wasn’t the best idea.

Fuse: In the ongoing music television war, Fuse has won the latest battle. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremonies, previously broadcast on MTV and VH1, are now partnered with Fuse. And here we thought nobody watched the ceremonies to begin with.

MTV: Striking out even more with secret layoffs that will supposedly go down today. Guess not a lot of people just want their MTV anymore.

Viacom: Would you rather a huge, annual holiday party or two extra vacation days? Viacom isn’t giving its employees a choice, just the latter. No wonder MTVers (owned by Viacom) are so bummed these days.

AOL: Are the morning news shows too long or just too boring? No need to worry anymore since AOL is condensing them into a handy 5-minute clip. But will people really take the time to seek this out if they didn’t care to watch in the first place?

Obama: Don’t expect to see many celebs at the massive rally tonight in Chicago. The Obama camp has specifically asked certain stars like Diddy and Ben Affleck not to attend (and it’s Diddy’s b-day today!). Discrimination, anyone? Or just a smart safety-focused (and maybe a teeny bit selfish) move?

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November 4, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 90210, Cliff Huxtable, Family Matters, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Simpson, John McCain, Keith Olbermann, Ken Paves, Monday Night Football, Ne-Yok, obama, Shonda Rhimes, Steve Fossett, Steve Urkel, The Cosby Show, The Game on November 4, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Who knew a night out with these two could be so dangerous?!

Obama: It’s probably too late to first have this argument now, but one debate still rages on: Is Obama benefiting from the Huxtable effect or hurting from the Urkel effect? If you don’t know what these things refer to, start watching TV Land and/or TBS immediately!

Ken Paves: The stylist to the stars–and Jessica Simpson’s BFF–says he’s “fine” after getting whacked in the head by a paparazzo’s camera during a night out with the singer. The “accident” required nine stitches!

Jennifer Hudson: A heartbreaking funeral service took place yesterday. What more is there left to say?

Grey’s Anatomy: It seems Shonda Rhimes is always taking flack for something. This time its the “de-gaying” of the show with the firing of Brooke Smith, who played a lesbian, and the rewriting of another bisexual character. Very odd, considering the show’s been relatively gay-friendly in the past.

Monday Night Football: Obama and McCain made (pre-taped) appearances last night. We’re totally tired of these out-of-character, lets-just-get-some-votes cameos. Hello election day!

90210: An upcoming storyline will revolve around one of the teens being preggers. This will mark a purposeful shift to more issue-oriented episodes. Note that this is exactly what the execs and stars of the new version criticized the original for. Oh, the hypocrisy!

Steve Fossett: Tests on bones found near the adventurer’s crash site contain his DNA. Take that, conspiracy theorists!

Heroes: In light of the show’s floundering ratings and the harsh reviews its received from critics this season, two of the producers have left the team. Some say creative differences, others say they were fired. At this point, though, word choice is hardly what matters.

SIZZLED OUT: Keith Olbermann

STILL SIZZLING: Will this actor bring an entourage on set with him when he directs a music video for Ne-Yo and The Game?

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November 3, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Ashlee Simpson, brangelina, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kate Winslet, Keanu Reeves, obama, Owen Wilson, The Matrix, Tony Romo, Vanity Fair on November 3, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Did she feel fat when she filmed this iconic scene?

Obama: The presidential candidate’s grandmother died. What awful timing! Regardless of what happens tomorrow, now it is sure to be bittersweet.

Keanu Reeves: Spared from paying a paparazzo’s medical bills. A jury found the Matrix actor was not responsible for the injury. ‘Cause, you know, a celebrity is never at fault.

Jennifer Aniston: Called Owen Wilson brave for making it through the rough year he faced. We think Jen’s the brave one for every day she lives through the age of Brangelina!

Kate Winslet: “Once a fat kid, always a fat kid,” she told Vanity Fair. What a great example she’s setting for her kids!

Carrie Underwood: Jessica Simpson feud be damned. Underwood now claims she hasn’t actually spoken to her former flame/Jess’ BF Tony Romo in months. “I would never mean to say anything to hurt anyone,” she said. Too little, too late? (And by the way, great grammar, Carrie!)

Ashlee Simpson: First an Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding and now a Winnie the Pooh-based baby shower. Does someone have a Peter Pan complex? Let’s hope not considering she’ll have a kid of her own soon!

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November 3, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags 24, 30 Rock, Ashanti, Beyonce, Ciara, Def Jam, Fox News, HSM, Jay-Z, John McCain, Nelly, New York City Marathon, November Sweeps, Oprah, Parkinson's Disease, Rosie O'Donnell, ryan reynolds, Saved by the Bell, Simon Cowell, SNL, The CW, The View, Young Jeezy on November 3, 2008 by sizzlemaker

With a body like that, no wonder he was marathon-ready!

SNL: Their HSM and The View spoofs were pretty funny. John McCain–not so much.

FNCU: We thought this was a joke. It’s not. You can apply to Fox News Channel University. Don’t get too alarmed, though–it’s just an internship program.

Ryan Reynolds: Completed the New York City Marathon on behalf of “those who can’t,” namely sufferers of Parkinson’s Disease, something very near and dear to our hearts.

Nelly: Finally admitting to a years-long relationship with Ashanti. The key to their relationship? Having fun. Ha! If only it were that easy!

November Sweeps: It’s just about here! Things to look forward to: Oprah on 30 Rock, Rosie’s variety show, the 24 movie and much more! Woot woot!

The CW: Since the network seems fixated on remakes these days, some are calling for a Saved By The Bell spin-off. We wouldn’t complain. Or would we?

Def Jam: The executive vice president was found dead Saturday in an apparent suicide. The exec, Jay-Z’s successor, was responsible for artists like Beyonce, Ciara and Young Jeezy throughout his career in the music business. We’ve been saying it a lot lately and we’ll say it once more: too much death.

SIZZLED OUT: Simon Cowell

STILL SIZZLING: Which political pundit, spoofed on SNL this weekend, decided to crash the rehearsal just to see how Ben Affleck would depict him?

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November 1, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Fashion Rocks, Heidi Klum, Hilarie Burton, HSM, MPAA, sarah silverman, zac efron, Zack and Miri, Zack Morris on November 1, 2008 by sizzlemaker

The original Zack!

Zac vs. Zack: It’s a battle of the Zac(k)s this weekend–one real, one fictional. As much as we love us some HSM, we saw Zach and Miri last night and it was pretty funny. We have a feeling Efron will still come out on top, though. (Though we can’t forget about our other favorite Zack: Zack Morris!)

MPAA: It’s become common knowledge now the struggle Zack and Miri faced in trying to get a R rating, instead of NC-17. You can thank the MPAA for that (and for other weird decisions), whose ratings system turns 40 today.

Sarah Silverman: What’s more awkward than an awkward break up? Making fun of said break up with your ex on national television. Awkward for them, that is. Hilarious for us.

Heidi Klum: The supermodel may pull off a super disappearance if a certain Republican wins the election. Guys, start your protests now.

Fashion Rocks: The annual fashion show/concert benefiting charity won’t happen next year. And, yes, you can blame the economy.

SIZZLED OUT: Hilarie Burton

STILL SIZZLING: This controversial TV judge failed to make the cut. His girlfriend of six years just dumped him!

*Note: We’re sizzled out until Monday, 11/3. Try to hang in there!

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October 31, 2008 Pt. 2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags American Idol, David Cook, gossip girl, Hugh Hefner, John McCain, Josh Schwartz, Mark Schwahn, Melrose Place, Newsday, One Tree Hill, OTH, playboy, Shanna Moakler, SNL, Spider-Man, the o.c., Travis Barker on October 31, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Rockin' out and looking pretty while doing it!

David Cook: Our favorite Idol EVER will be performing on SNL tomorrow night. Meeting him last spring will forever rank as one of our all-time best days.

John McCain: Stealing Cook’s thunder and also appearing on SNL. Psht.

Shanna Moakler: Travis Barker’s ex has given her first interview since finding out about his plane crash. Last time she spoke, though, Travis said not to believe her. So what will it be this time? Fact or fiction?

Melrose Place: Despite persistent rumors, if the remake happens, it probably won’t be aided by current mega-creators Mark Schwahn (One Tree Hill) and Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl). And thank god. We want a seventh season of OTH, not a rehashing of a show that wasn’t very good to begin with.

Spider-Man 4: The flick, set to be released in 2011, has found itself a writer. A Pulitizer award-winning, Julliard-trained one at that. But we have to wonder: why are movies from the same series being written by different people? What ever happened to consistency?

Newsday: Our hometown newspaper appears to be the latest victim of the revived Anthrax hoax. Really, people, this is SO not funny.

Hugh Hefner: In a new biography–aptly titled Mr. Playboy–the media mogul’s life is given the up-close-and-personal treatment. Silly us, we thought that’s been done before. Many, many times before.

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October 31, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized with tags forbes, heath ledger, hip-hip, Iron Man, Jennifer Hudson, Joaquin Phoenix, Joe the Plumber, John Mayer, Kid Rock, MLB, obama, Robert Downey Jr., The View, TRL, World Series on October 31, 2008 by sizzlemaker

Going all politico on us. If only we actually asked for it.

Jennifer Hudson: Established a foundation in memory of her slain relatives to help other families who’ve lost loved ones to violent crimes. Her speedy actions only help underscore the lessons from the past week: There is no time to waste. Life is short. Seize the day.

The View: Put a presidential spin on Halloween costumes this year. And, yes, this means they all cross-dressed.

Kid Rock: Finally, a celeb who doesn’t want to shove his politics down your throat! Who is the rapper/rocker/country singer voting for? He’s not saying because IT DOESN’T MATTER. Amen.

Joe the Plumber: Sort of following in Kid Rock’s footsteps. Trying to make his 15 minutes of fame last a little longer with…a country music career? Yeah, good luck with that.

John Mayer: Definitely not following in Kid Rock’s footsteps. Makes a surprisingly well-written case for Obama. Still, we guarantee you this actually cost the presidential candidate some votes.

Forbes: Compiled a part-creepy, part-sad, part-surprising list of the top-earning deceased stars. Heath Ledger ranks third. We wish that was a good thing.

Hip-Hop Stars: Should they reduce the bling exposure while the economy is in the crapper? The Huffington Post thinks so.

MLB: Is there a problem with the World Series? Besides, we mean, not actually being open to the entire world. Yes, if you consider the poor timing of the games, the team monopolies and the fixation on revenue.

Iron Man: Robert Downey Jr. hasn’t even begun filming the sequel yet and he’s already signed on for film number 3.

SIZZLED OUT: Joaquin Phoenix

STILL SIZZLING: Which veejay turned dramatic actress will return for TRL’s farewell next month?

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